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Hi. I'm Nikki. I probably want to be your friend. I like kpop, and a lot of other assorted things. Prepare yourself for some unfunny commentary about the wonderful quintet SHINee.

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"I am thankful,
for each second of every moment,
for the dazzling road on which I am walking,
for the precious people that surround me." -Onew

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Neither Teen nor Adult. Never lose your way.

Voice was done by me.

Thanks to Lav for the mixing aid and adding the end SFX.

Song was Before My Body Is Dry from the KLK OST.

Original post found here.


Hey! Made a compilation of the darkest corners of the internet.

  • Dionaea House: a horrifying story, told through two guys mail conversation, about how a haunted house
  • Page of Tedanother haunting story about a man’s experience in an uncharted cave
  • Castle of Spirits: a website with ghost stories, experiences and pictures. my mom banned me from going here because I used to freak myself out as a kid from this website
  • Deep Cave:man breaks scuba depth world record and finds the body of the last man to attempt it while down there. He makes plans to recover the body, but dies during the attempt. This is his website, as he left it, before he went on his last dive.
  • Reborn Baby Dolls: where you can buy dolls that look EXACTLY and feel EXACTLY like a newborn baby
  • Find a Gravea website where you can find the graves of ancestors or famous people, create virtual memorials, add ‘virtual flowers’ and a note to a loved one’s grave
  • This Man: a website about 1000’s of people all over the world, dreaming of the same man. Some say he’s the devil some say he’s god. 
  • Exit Mundi: a collection of end of the world scenario’s
  • Haunted Housewhere you can find any haunted house in the U.S
  • Truthism: an extremely wacko cult website about how reptilian aliens are responsible for everything wrong, how humanity is controlled by aliens and how the sun is a cube and that the inner Earth exists
  • The Jonestown Mass Suicide Death Tape: Trigger warning and you know why
  • Shaye Saint JohnThe story/myths behind Shaye Saint John is that she was a hot woman who was horribly disfigured in a car accident. As a result, she appears in public wearing this creepy mask, and hobbles along with prosthetic legs and hands. This is her website
  • SCP Foundation: collection of fictional works that its members contribute that deal with the “paranormal”. They range all the way from a television working without a broadcasting station, to deadly creatures that have never been encountered
  • Blog of Joseph E. Duncansentenced to death by a federal jury on August 27, 2008 for the kidnapping, of Dylan and Shasta Groene and murder of Dylan. He had been convicted of a sex crime years before. Go back to the beginning and read forward. You can trace his further descent into madness.
  • Annie96 is typing: a creepy chat between two teenagers that has a horrific twist at the end

Alright, I hope you enjoy. Maybe look through these one day at a sleep over with some friends. That would be fun.

And don’t worry. NONE of these are screamers. I wouldn’t do that. 

Speaking of sleepovers, here’s a masterpost of creepy sleep-over games




(Source: noshitloki)



Since I know a lot of people are on this blog for the cosplay nonsense, here’s a semi-complete list of the tutorials/advice blogs that I’ve written on this blog. There may be some (maybe some good ones) which I haven’t found; this is because WHAT IS AN ORGANIZATION SYSTEM and I’m still going through the cosplay tag for those. I’m going to try and keep this list updated, though! (NOTE: if you read this during the month of October, you’ll want to switch silencedrowns to reospookywagon.)

Hopefully some of these will prove useful to my cosplay-loving followers… and I’m hoping to post a lot more in the future (more of my own and eventually a page linking to the cosplay tutorials other people made which I find the most useful)!

Extended Plus Size Clothing Stores


Many plus size clothing stores stop at like a size 3X or 24 maybe 26, but if you’re a lil’ bit bigger, like me, you may feel like you’re outta luck. NOT SO! Lookit all these extra fantastical websites I found that offer extended plus size clothing. 

  1. Fashion to Figure Goes Up To Size 26
  2. Evans (US) Goes Up To Size 28
  3. Simply Be Goes Up To Size 28
  4. Torrid Goes Up To Size 28
  5. Target - Women’s Plus Sizes Goes Up To Size 28
  6. Domino Dollhouse Goes Up To Size 28
  7. Old Navy - Women’s Plus (Online Only) Goes Up To Size 30
  8. ModCloth Goes Up To Size 30
  9. Yours Clothing Goes Up To Size 30  (thank you, ydontyoumarryanicecreamsandwich : D ) 
  10. Gwynnie Bee Goes Up To Size 32
  11. Avenue Goes Up To Size 32
  12. Lane Bryant Goes Up To Size 32
  13. Kiyonna Goes Up To Size 32
  14. Igigi Goes Up To Size 32
  15. Catherines Goes Up to Size 34
  16. Swakdesigns Goes Up To Size 36
  17. Sonsi Goes Up To Size 36
  18. eShakti Goes Up To Size 36
  19. Jessica London Goes Up To Size 40
  20. Just My Size (JMS) Goes Up To Size 40
  21. Woman Within Goes Up To Size 44 (SN: Got some really nice size 28 tall skinny jeans from here)
  22. Sydney’s Closet (Formal Dresses) Goes Up To Size 44
  23. Big Gal’s Lingerie (For Lingerie, Costumes and Clubwear) Goes Up To Size 12X


vixx jerseys!

to make money for my study abroad in seoul this summer, i’ll be selling vixx jerseys.

these shirts are 100% cotton and unisex sizing — because of this, i urge you to check out the sizing chart before you order one! *(click here to view sizing)* i’m a medium in girl’s sizing and i would wear an XS with this.

the shirts are $30 (shipping price already included) for USA residents and $25 + quoted shippingfor international residents. if you are international, please give me the total price of your order without shipping included in your order form and i will give you the cost of shipping (generated from the USPS website) for your approval.

if you do NOT want a member’s name on the back, the cost of a shirt is $20 (shipping already included) for US residents and $15 + quoted shipping for international residents.

interested? send the following order form to!

order form:



Desired Vixx Member [If you would NOT like a member’s name/number on the back, please let me know here]:



Total Price [For international residents, please give me the total before shipping and I will send you the shipping price]:

Method of Payment [Concealed Cash or Paypal]:

international residents CANNOT pay with concealed cash, they must use paypal.


questions? feel free to email me ( or contact me on twitter (@kongkitten). if curious about my other work, i was the one who held pre-orders and sold these infinite jerseys.

(Source: astroize-archive)

SWC3 Fancams: organized by song



- Key short ver

- Key full ver

- Taemin full ver

- Jjong short ver


- Minho full ver

- Tae full ver multi angles (kindergarten)

- Tae full ver (stairway to heaven)

- Tae full ver (giantboy)

- Key full ver (keysyou)

- Key full ver (luzcontrol)

- Onew full ver

- Jjong full ver multi angles

- Jjong full ver (jforyou)

- Jjong full vertical (april dream)

- Jjong short close up ver


- OT5 frontal full ver

- Key full ver

- Key short ver

- Jonghyun short ver


- Key full ver (lq)

Like a Fire:

- Key full ver (luz control)

- Key full ver (nyas_none)

- Jjong full ver (p.408)

- Jjong short ver (sign)

- Short screen ver

- full audio


- OT5 frontal full ver

- Key full ver

- Tae full ver (kindergarten)

- Tae full ver (stairway to heaven)

- Jjong full ver

Girls Gilrls Girls:

- Minho full ver

- Minho full ver (beautiful days)

- Tae full ver (stairway to heaven)

- Tae full ver (giantboy)

- Key full ver

- Onew full ver

- Onew full ver (merry go round)

- Jjong full vertical ver

- Jjong full ver (must romantic)

Queen of New York:

- Onew full ver (onewsama)

- Onew short ver (la la like)

- Key full ver

- Minho full ver (beautiful days)

- Tae short ver

- Jjong full ver (closer)

- Jjong full ver (must romantic)


- OT5 frontal full ver

- Key short ver

- Onew short ver

- full audio

Sleepless Night:

- OT5 frontal full ver

- Jjong short ver

- full audio


- Jjong full ver

- full audio


- OT5 short ver

- Jjong short ver

Kiss Yo:

- Tae short ver

- Onew full ver

Dazzling Girl:

- OT5 short ver (lq)

- Minho full ver


- Key short ver

- Minho full ver

3, 2, 1:

- Onew short ver (core dump)

- Jongyu flirting

- Jjong full ver

- Jjong short ver

- Jjong short ver (closer)

- Key short ver

- Tae full ver


- OT5 full

- OT5/Tae full ver

- Onew full ver

- Jjong full ver


- OT5/Tae full ver

- Onew full ver

- Key full ver

- Minho full ver

- Tae full ver multi angles

- Jjong full ver (closer)

- Jjong full ver (must romantic)

- Jjong short ver (sign)

Ring Ding Dong:

- Screen ver (lq)

- Tae’s dance break (fantasister)

- Tae’s dance break (taemxtaem)

- Tae’s dance break (gianboy)


- OT5 intro dance

- OT5 lq


- OT5 short ver

- Onew short ver

- Tae short ver

- Key full ver (lq)


- OT5 full screen ver

- OT5

Colorful / Green Rain:

- Jjong short ver

- Jjong Green Rain full ver

- Onew Green Rain full ver

Talk / Ending / Encore:

- "POPCONcert"

- "Feel it"

- Shawols singing The Reason

- Ending talk (day 1, lq)

- Ending talk (day 2: JongKey crying)

- Key ending talk

- Jjong’s ending talk (must romantic)

- Jjong’s ending talk (closer)

- Jjong’s ending talk (OIAM)

- Jjong’s ending talk (jonghyunah)

- Jjong’s ending talk (idealboy)

- Onew waving to fans

Day 2: Second Encore:

- OT5 fancam

- OT5 / Minho full fancam

- Minho’s fanservice <3

- Onew focus

- Talk (taemday)

- Talk (holy blood)

After concert:

- Waving to fans


- Taemin (taemxtaem)

- Taemin (pleasex3)

- Jonghyun (jforyou)

Wikipedia Entries to Read in the Dark



5 Wikipedia Entries for When You’re Feeling Possibly Receptive to the Idea That Ghosts Might Exist’s_Grove_Cemetery

5 Wikipedia Articles for When You Want to Take Your “Walking Dead” Costume to The Next Level

5 Wikipedia Articles for When You Find Yourself Wondering About the Historical Accuracy of ‘Hocus Pocus’

5 Wikipedia Entries for When You Start to Wonder if Your Pet Knows Something You Don’t

5 Wikipedia Entries for When You’re a Complete Anglophile, Even on Halloween

5 Wikipedia Articles for When You Decide Your Little Cousin/Nephew/Sister Isn’t Appropriately Scared of Monsters, and You Need to Remedy That ASAP

5 Wikipedia Entries for When You Want Something Mystifying to Discuss on GChat All Day

5 Wikipedia Articles for When You Feel The Need to Brush Up on All Things “The Devil,” (As One Does From Time to Time)’s_Footprints’s_Chair’s_Tramping_Ground

5 Wikipedia Entries For When You Feel The Need to Prove That Women Can Be Heartless Murderers, Tooáthory

5 Wikipedia Articles For When You Find Yourself Scoffing at This List Because You’re Still Not Sufficiently Creeped Out

Sooo reading these tonight.  And I felt rather proud that I knew quite a few of these already.  Like Voynich.  Every linguist’s wet dream.