It's milk and eggs, bitch!
Hi. I'm Nikki. I probably want to be your friend. I like kpop, and a lot of other assorted things. Prepare yourself for some unfunny commentary about the wonderful quintet SHINee.

This blog is NSFW :)

"I am thankful,
for each second of every moment,
for the dazzling road on which I am walking,
for the precious people that surround me." -Onew

spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

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(Source: lavie-imprevu)

(Source: twitterscreencaps)

jonnovstheinternet:

was that even fucking necessary

(Source: booooooom)

deviatedanddope:

Dave Chappelle is a legend. Fuck you if you disagree.

(Source: vanillaswirlzz)

(Source: noirlac)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell)

ardatli:

sciencefictionbaby:

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

glowcloud:

lesbolution:

can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

You know some of those “straight girls” are bi girls or lesbians who are being pushed deeper into the closet by homophobic bullying, right

gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*