It's milk and eggs, bitch!
Hi. I'm Nikki. I probably want to be your friend. I like kpop, and a lot of other assorted things. Prepare yourself for some unfunny commentary about the wonderful quintet SHINee.

This blog is NSFW :)

"I am thankful,
for each second of every moment,
for the dazzling road on which I am walking,
for the precious people that surround me." -Onew

misterandry:

i think honestly what amazes me most about all the thin women whining about nicki minaj is that she didn’t even really insult you????? she didn’t call you unattractive or unworthy or ugly she just said “fuck you, i want some fat women out here”

like how whiny and self obsessed are u

babygoatsandfriends:

the-april-8th:

Family Portraits of some goats I found in France

Reblog for goats

omg

fashionsambapita:

Read each story here:http://vogue.cm/XSNWEq

Call at midnight before you go to sleep
Try to listen before chattering away 
Occasionally play a little push and pull

rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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geostatonary:

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

We must craft the fractal dog that you may have infinite pettable surface area for all your dog-petting needs.  Peering at the shifting angles and furry, coiling infinities of your dog you shall see the limitless potential you and your canine friend have for pets and snuggles- only then shall you have the perfect big dog.  Just try not to loose yourself in its geometries and kisses.

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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momunofu:

tjwolf123:

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

*Nii-san. Oni-chan is for sisters.

sounds like someone doesn’t watch enough shitty moe anime with uncomfortable incest elements

(Source: sirmichaelscott)

justbabyharpseals:

dolls-palace:

cute stickers

I want these.